UMassacre
Height - 5'9"
Weight - 140 lbs.
Hometown - Amherst, MA
Signature Moves- The Keg Crusher, The Flying Guatemalan Death Drop, TheVetical
Lebonese Head Smasher
Stats - 3 Wins, 2 Losses, 2 Tag Team Wins, 2 Tag Team Losses, One time WWC
Five College Champion
UMassacre is the Defender
of Greek Life and Champion of the University of Massachusetts. From his humble
beginnings as a beer jockey, UMassacre was able to rise to the head of the
Alpha Phi Illuminati, a fraternity that is vying for world domination.
He gained leadership through excessive brutality, cheating, trash talking
and steroid use.
Though once a normal, happy citizen
of Amherst, UMassacre became disgruntled over his small stature, rejection
from Hampshire college and 'roid rages. He joined WWC to win the Championship
belt in order to get revenge on Hampshire for rejecting him and the
gang of vegans that blew up his car. He will use the belt as a springboard
for total domination. First the WWC, then the World. Once in power, UMassacre
and his frat brothers will force greek life on the populace. Endless drunken
parties will ensue.
Currently, he wrestles as part of the tag team, The Vigilante
Squad. Members of this motley crew include his once nemesis "The
Temple" Flash Armstrong, Ecotage, and his grandson from the future Fratbrother
M-26.