ORDERED BY CURRENT RANK
1. Big Papa Smurf (2-2) WWC Five College Champion, HCW Division 4 Champion, 2002 All Community Rumble Winner
2. The Beetle (7-6)

3. The Spirit of Rock and Roll (5-3)
4. G.D.P. (5-5)
5. Elvis Aaron Presley (6-5) 2000 All Community Rumble Winner
6. The Professional (2-3) 2001 All Community Rumble Winner
7. UMassacre (5-4)
8. Major Threat (3-4)
9. The Highlander (2-3)
10. Scoutmaster Lewis (2-2-1)
11. "The Temple" Flash Armstrong (2-1)
12. Mal Practice, The Physical Pharmacist (2-1)
13. Tinkerhell (1-1)
14. Mike Milovmachine (1-1)
15. Big Gay Pimp (1-0)
16. Fratbrother M-26 (1-0)
17. Heidi Flamenvulva (1-0)
18. Ecotage (1-0)
19. "Smacky" Wilson, AV Boy (1-0)
20. Tyrone Jenkins (0-1)
21. The Hawaiian Slasher (0-1)
22. The Urban Koala (0-2)

UNRANKED
Black Rage (0-0)
Rebel Yell (0-0)
The Santa Cruz Samurai (0-0)
The Beetlechair (0-0)
U. S. Mail (0-0)
The Priest (0-0)

The Monkey King (0-0)
El Tigre Negro (0-0)

NON-COMBATANTS
Commissioner Travis Dale
Dr. Wiggles
Steve Kramer, The Guy who has the Show on the WB
Barbarella, Queen of the Rumble
Bert Lundy, Mr. Funny

El Scorcho
Brand New Ref

RIP
Superslam Stanley, The Old Geezer
American Poster Boy
Captain Amazico

WWC HALL OF FAME
Dick Turpis
Wrasslin' Janet Reno (1-1)
Fatt Devn the Napefucker (2-2) 1999 All Community Rumble Winner
Hank Newcastle (6-7)
Lil' Hitler / Road Rage (2-4)
Galacticor (2-1)
Mal Practice, The Physical Pharmacist (2-0)
The Lazy Janitor (0-1)
Dr. Gareth Edel, Staff Surgeon
Alex Kreit (1-0)
Comrade Bren (1-0)
Dr. Zu (1-2)
Clive Cockburn (7-2)
Eurotrash (1-3)
Greg Grundle (1-1)
Hunter S. Thompson (1-6)
Hot Pockets (1-0)
Darth Nader (0-1)