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Ask and you shall receive, sir!Ulysses S. Mail
Height - 5'9"
Weight - 170 lbs.
Hometown - Hadley, MA
Signature Moves - The Special Delivery, 34 Cent Stomp, Small Package
Stats - 0 Wins, 0 Losses

    Ulysses S. Mail is a hard working male who delivers your mail. And he's angry at YOU! With all of your guaranteed overnight deliveries, your 34 cent stamps, your money orders and registered letters...this makes him disgruntled ALL the time. Deal with U.S. Mail and you're more likely to get an ass-whuppin', guaranteed over the counter delivery! Handle this working man with care because these contents are fragile. You've heard the phrase "go postal?" You haven't seen postal until you've been in the ring with U.S. Mail.