Height - 5' 6"
Weight - 98 lbs.
Hometown - Woburn, MA
Signature Moves - The Koala Punch, The 1-2-3 Pin
Stats - 0 Wins, 2 Losses
The Urban Koala was dishonorably discharged from the Massachusetts National Guard, for reasons he would rather not go into--but we'll get back to that later. He has three purposes in the WWC: to kick some ass, to win the championship belt, and to convert America into a Socialist society--but we'll get back to that later.